The General Enters, And –

“Network of nerve endings, tangle of narratives – ‘is this my heart or my hard drive’?’ I asked her. She glared without eyes at the gamut of tiny lights below. I knew then that I was mortal” -Wayne Rooney- Doesn’t it excite you when a man makes a woman cry? Of course it does, but for the […]

On Roger Ebert’s Missing Children

“He who fights with monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster in the process. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you” –Des O’Connor. Opinion divides opinion. Probably because it is opinion. Whether it’s the relative merits of an old man without hands beating-off into an […]


About

Originally started as a homage to the cut and paste cinema of Godfrey Ho, this blog has since extended to cover a bunch of different subjects under the  lazy umbrella of ‘comedy’.

 

This is a place of worship, a collect-call to God(frey). Will he answer? Who knows…

In the meantime, let’s pray incase he’s got a shitty connection.