Boot-Camp Romance

“Network of nerve endings, tangle of narratives – ‘is this my heart or my hard drive’?’ I asked her. She glared without eyes at the gamut of tiny lights below. I knew then that I was mortal”

-Wayne Rooney-

Doesn’t it excite you when a man makes a woman cry?

Of course it does, but for the hardcore among us [...]

Posted at 12:06 am on February 14, 2008 | leave a comment | Filed Under: 80's, A mother's cold, Des O'Connor, Dragon Ninja, Godfrey Ho, Golden Ninja Warrior, Good Times, Kung-Fu, Love, Ninja, Ninja Dragon, Ninja Squad, Ninja Terminator, Richard Harrison, Romance, Trembles, Who Paid Richard Harrison, Your Dad, dead breast | read on

Barry Norman Is A Liar

“He who fights with monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster in the process. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you”

–Des O’Connor.

Great artists divide opinion; whether it’s an old man beating off into a bottle without spillage or Baby Jesus Christ and his [...]

Posted at 10:34 pm on January 24, 2008 | leave a comment | Filed Under: 80's, Des O'Connor, Dragon Ninja, Godfrey Ho, Golden Ninja Warrior, Good Times, Kung-Fu, Ninja, Ninja Dragon, Ninja Squad, Ninja Terminator, Richard Harrison, Who Paid Richard Harrison, Your Dad | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | read on

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And God said unto the people, ” A WHOLE UNIVERSE IN 7 DAYS!1! CAN ANYONE DO ANY BETTER LULZL!!1?”. Silence followed God’s caps-lock and then a timid voice of Asian descent crept up quietly from the assembled crowd, ‘Yes, God, I can! My Name’s Godfrey Ho and I’m going to make a series of Ninja Films starring Richard Harrison and other hit actors between the years of 1984-1985′. God laughed and laughed, and then seeing that the man was serious, shouted unto him, “Haha! Richard Harrison isnt that stupid! Good luck, dick!”

This is a blog devoted entirely to one man and his films; Godfrey Ho, a visionary born before his time. There’s also reason to believe he was born during and after his time, such is the size of the man’s work portfolio; a full 200 films, and that includes the fabled SEVENTEEN that ALL starred Richard Harrison and OTHER hit actors. Little is known about Godfrey Ho other than he, one day, decided to make a hell of alot of Ninja films between the years of 1984 and 1985, ALL starring Richard Harrison and OTHER hit actors. And it is with these fabled seventeen films in mind, ‘The Year Of Seventeen’, as i’ve come to call them, that this page has come about. I knew the moment I saw a crab terrorise a grown human male from inside a boiling pan of hot water that there was no turning back. I knew then that my fate was sealed. The seeds of His Art were planted in my heart that day and now i live in servitude.

This is a place of worship, a collect-call to God. Will he answer? Who knows… In the meantime, let’s pray in-case he’s got a bad connection…

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